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July 22, 2006

Hiding Behind The Shades

They just can't help themselves. Now the Blake Babies have gone off and started an organized campaign against The Hanso Foundation.

July 19, 2006

Dr. Mittelwerk Explains It All

The public relations effort of Dr. Thomas Mittelwerk, all the more important in the aftermath of the unfortunate and tragic accident which killed The Hanso Foundation's indefatiguable communications director, Hugh McIntyre, continues.

July 14, 2006

Hanso Website Relaunch?

Ever since the Foundation took down its website in order to thwart the criminal actions of "Persephone", the organization has been without one of its main conduits of information.

R.I.P. Hugh McIntyre

It is with great sadness that we must report the tragic passing of Hugh McIntyre, workhorse communications director of The Hanso Foundation, as well as Darla Taft, corporate liaison for the Global Welfare Consortium. The two were killed when McIntyre lost control of the vehicle he was driving, somewhere in Paris.

July 06, 2006

Blake Babies Continue Pressing Rachel On Her Lies

Rachel shows off her Photoshop skills again today, and the Blake Babies continue to hammer her on the inconsistencies, contradictions, and mysteriously changing evidence in the story she's been telling. Don't stop pressing, Babies. Sooner or later, she's going to have to fess up to her deceptions.

July 05, 2006

Dissension In The Ranks!

Judging by today's comments, it looks like the Blake Babies might be eating their own. A piece of advice, Babies: Keep going, because sooner or later you'll realize Rachel's entire war against The Hanso Foundation is built upon lies.

July 03, 2006

Math Is Hard, But Lying Is Easy

Someone out there is continuing the myth about the supposed and so-called Valenzetti Equation. Astounding coincidence, don't you think, that this site mysteriously appears right as our criminal hacker and amateur videographer tells her addled-brained flunkies to start digging up information on this? Just how difficult would it be, after all, for "Persephone" to put up a fake website about a work of fiction which the lying Gary Troup once passed off as non-fiction?

Rachel's Real Reason

We can't reveal our sources, but we've learned that once upon a time, before she embarked upon her "career" as criminal hacker and amateur videographer, Rachel Blake used to post online under the name "Amy Jensen" -- although she appears to have removed all such traces.

Little Miss Movie Maker

It astonishes us that so many people continue to fall for the malicious con job of "Persephone" even after she has revealed herself to be little more than an amateur videographer with delusions of self-importance.